Do you mean "Jeebus Chirst"??

"If you must compare yourself with someone compare yourself with Chirst."

submitted by Tasia A.
Point of comparison #1: I exist. "Chirst" doesn't.


Also, I love that this exchange apparently took place at some point:
SIGN COMPANY: What font would you like your church name in?
PASTOR: Comic Sans, baby!!

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"Your son: your mother. My God. My God."
submitted by Becky S.
I always do terribly on these analogy tests...

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"God said, 'I am who I am!' Follow me."
submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
Or Popeye? Maybe it was Popeye who said that...

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"We don't read palms here: We wave them - on Palm Sunday, Hosanna to the King of Kings!"
submitted/asst. reviewed by Gene A.
We may not read palms on Palm Sunday, but you should see the sanctuary after Entrail Tuesdays...

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"When you are in Him and He is in you great things happen"
submitted by Randy B.
NEXT!

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"It is strange how skating on thin ice can get you in hot water."
submitted by Colin S.
I'm pretty sure this is how the Proverbs would have read if King Solomon had lived in Canada instead of Canaan.

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"When all else fails, trust God."
submitted/asst. reviewed by Mark B.

...but not a second before!

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OK, I Twitter now. At least, in theory I will. Follow me?

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