submitted by Val Williams. Sign from Boston, MA
Why do some Christians, even when they are speaking the truth, have to sound like such jerks about it?
I have decided I am creating a new section/category on the website. I haven't decided on the exact name of it yet, but it is going to contain signs that are designed to make the passer-by feel inferior and stupid. Any good ideas for the name of the category? Please post in the comments below.
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submitted by frequent contributor Gregory from Kinda Kitschy.
I'll have the Loaded Potato Soup, please.
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submitted by frequent contributor Gregory from Kinda Kitschy
I had a similar sign submitted once, and my review is the same for this one:
What do you want to bet they only achieve the first of the three adjectives?
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"Come get a faith lift!"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Kevin Thomas, FL
We altho have botockth and breatht implanth.
Long time readers will know I have reviewed that last one before, but Kevin's is funnier and I am always up for a funnier re-do.
Keep 'em coming.
If you're looking for another section that begins with crummy, maybe:
ReplyDeleteCrummy Attempts To Guilt People
Though, not all signs that insult are guilt trips. If you don't need the 'Crummy' prefix, maybe just:
Inferiority Complexes or
Adding Insult to Injury
Sorry, that's all I got.
OOOOOHHHHHH...I like "Adding Insult to Injury"....that would look very nice on my church sign labels.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. I have to make a bunch of choices now, but after I die I only get 2 more? And am I supposed to tack my answer to the bottom of the sign?
ReplyDeleteFor the feature name, you could use "Holier than thou." That pretty much sums it up, IMHO.
I also like the idea of a "When in Rome" category that would feature signs that try to be "relevant" by glomming on to some current fad.
I think the "When in Rome" section is currently called "Crummy Pop Culture References".
ReplyDelete"We're crummy Christians, and we are better than you."
ReplyDeleteJB,
ReplyDelete#1 Call the section "Jerks for Jesus."
#3 The Casual folks forgot the other 2 of their five points -
Authentic
Vomitatious (aka Nauseating, or Pukey)
Jason Kranzusch
I think you coined a new phrase there, Jason.
ReplyDeleteI like "Jerks for Jesus." My suggestion was gonna be "Seeker Un-Friendly."
ReplyDeleteAnother vote for Jerks for Jesus.
ReplyDeleteDoes this church get extra bonus points for the weird alpha/omega psuedosignposts?
Jerks for Jesus it shall be.
ReplyDeleteNow, I just need time to update the website....
I bow to the superiority of "Jerks for Jesus." Very nice.
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