Well...at least they bless them first.

submitted by new contributor Rimarama
B.Y.O.P.

Thanks to Rimarama for the post title as well
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submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, India
This sign is straight from the Bible. But context is so important.

Ryan thinks this sign is true because the sign they had up last week was so successful:
"A generous man will prosper" Proverbs 11:25.
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"The years of your life shall increase"
submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy DeVries, Chennai, India
Phew...I was getting worried there for a minute.
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"God Provides A Meal. Friday 6 PM"
submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Tara
This sign was up for a month or so, but as Tara says, "Alas, I must report, the sign was changed this past week, to which I can only conclude that either a.) God got tired of having to do all the dishes afterwards, or b.) No one fancied His cooking."
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