seen here on Flickr. Submitted by frequent contributor Ironic CatholicIllogical, captain.
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submitted by new contributor Tim BrownHe's our profit, priest, and king.
(Here's a little primer on where that joke came from for those that don't get it)
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"God is crafting you for eternity."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Kelly Quinn
I hope he isn't using macrame on me. I hate macrame.
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"God wants a bride, not just a one night stand."
submitted by new contributors Joanie and/or Bill
If anyone present sees reason why this sign should not be properly ridiculed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
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Humor-blogs.com wants a one night stand, not a bride.
Keep 'em coming.
That last sign has the unfortunate effect of making every passerby try to visualize a one-night stand with God. "So... I'll call you?"
ReplyDeleteYeah sure, today he shuns the one night stand
ReplyDeleteBut a few years from now
After the bloom is off the rose,
the kids are driving him crazy,
the yard needs raking and
the garage cleaning….
The first one--at least it isn't *The Next Generation* Star Trek.
ReplyDeleteResistance is futile.
You will be assimilated.
--Jesus
God forgive me for typing those words.
Diesel: Worst part is, I don't think it works to give God a fake number.
ReplyDeleteMr. D: I'm pretty sure he's in it for the long hall. Just don't cheat on Him...
IC: Well done, Number 1.
macrame no, "noodle art"? perhaps. or maybe God plans to weave us into a batch of colorful lanyards...just for the hell of it.
ReplyDeletealso, i'm thinking p.r.o.f.i.t. is how the priest at the last church i attended viewed the Son of God. which, for the record, is why i never went back. ; ) xox
"God wants a bride, not just a one night stand."
ReplyDeleteThis one really disturbs me. "God" and "one night stand" really don't belong in the same sentence. Worse since it says "just a one night stand" means that God wants you to keep up a relationship after your night of sex...
"God wants a bride, not just a one night stand."
ReplyDeleteSo if you're not a nun, you're just God's ho?
I think I'd like to explore other options for this relationship.