 "Doing God's Work Now"
"Doing God's Work Now"submitted/post title by frequent contributor Fold My Laundry Please
See?!? Crummy Church Signs must have helped them change their approach! Look at all the good things we do around here!
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 "We are looking for a few people who make misteaks!"
"We are looking for a few people who make misteaks!"seen online by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
I have a beef with this sign.
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 "Church of God parking lot.  Not a street."
"Church of God parking lot.  Not a street."submitted by Andrea R.
We'd build a moat with a drawbridge, but it's just not in this year's budget.
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"Aren't you glad you don't need gas to get to heaven?"
submitted by frequent contributor Tara
Then I guess that means I can stop eating all these beans?
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submitted by frequent contributor Tara
Then I guess that means I can stop eating all these beans?
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"GOLF Season: God Offers Love, Forgiveness."
submitted by frequent contributor Allen's Brain
BASEBALL Season: Brutally Awful Signs Encourage Berating And Loud Laughter.
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SOCCER: Signs Of Crummy Churches Evoke Ridicule
ReplyDeleteCHESS: Christian Harebrainedness Engenders Silly Signage
ReplyDeleteThat "not a street" sign reminds me of the JW Kingdom Hall I lived behind. The fence next to their parking lot read "no parking."
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