He never gets invited to all the good years.
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Redemption Today: 11:35
Baptism Today: 11:45
Wayward Backsliding Today 11:55
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So I shouldn't go back in my time machine and change history?
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Hmm...can I get a phone number for a monthly devotion instead?
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As opposed to...?
Joel's note: Just kiddin' Baptists!
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"How you do anything is how you do everything."
submitted by new contributor Christopher Salzman
That's not true. I shower naked.
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Clay Pigeon. Go. Now.
2008 will be like 2007 if humor-blogs.com is left out!
Keep 'em coming.
As an "old-fashioned" Baptist myself, I LOVE that sign. Too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteThat SS945 on sign #1 had me going for a second. I thought that's what they were charging for a seat.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for #3: As if we'd have anything to say about it. God's image has been standing in front of the mirror a wee bit too long ...
"I shower naked." aHahahah...
ReplyDeleteAli: Good. I'm pretty old fashioned too, sometimes. :)
ReplyDeleteOP: Charging for a seat...that's a different alternative to passing the plate...
C-L: Don't you??
Did Jesus not pick up his tickets to 2008 at the will-call? I left him two!
ReplyDeletei'm pretty sure that Old-fashioned baptist church just built a new building not long ago...
ReplyDeleteI used to live in Greenville, SC (where all of those signs that Lauren submitted are from) and seeing that there are millions of crummy churches in that town, its not hard to find crummy church signs...