Just be sure to agree on a safe word.

submitted/post title by frequent contributor Bent Kangaroo
I've got temptation mastered already. I can get people to stumble in any manner of ways!
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submitted by frequent contributors Nate and Heidi Gilmore
This sign brought to you by the committee to re-elect Christ.
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submitted by frequent contributors Nate and Heidi Gilmore
I can't believe I asked for pink shag carpet in my mansion in heaven.
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"Opportunities are seldom labeled."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara, OH
Church signs like this are often mocked.
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"If your ox gets stuck in a ditch. Sunday at 10:30"
submitted by frequent contributor Allen's Brain
If your ox gets stuck in a ditch, maybe you shouldn't drink and plow.
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