"Exodus 20:15 says it is a Cardinal sin to be a Steeler."submitted by Alicia H.
Exodus 20:16 talks about how bad is to be 'a Lion', too.
Note: You guessed it, this sign is from AZ.
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"God's weariness remedy is a full dose of Himself."submitted by frequent contributor Peter K.
So serving God has the same medicinal benefits as caffeine?
(Virgins who are pregnant or could become pregnant should consult a doctor while taking 'Himself'...)
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"The 'party' in hell has been cancelled due to fire."submitted by Phoebe N.
Shoot...that was gonna be the best part!!
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Well, now Wes sends us in a partner church to the above "Blue Baptist". It is, of course, named "Pink Baptist":
Nice to know we have His & Hers churches in Oklahoma.
(Note: They're named after the towns in which they are located)
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"Sheep suffer without complaining."
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
What the hell are they doing to their poor sheep?
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"Serve Jesus and everything else is background noise."
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
Huh? What??
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Note to submitters: If the picture of the church sign you send in includes people mock-fornicating on the ground in front of it, I'm just gonna have to edit it out before I post it.
Thanks for understanding.
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Not sure if it's just my computer, but I seem to be having some issues with PhotoCrank. Stay tuned...
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Humor-blogs seems to be having some issues also, but you could go here to vote for this post. Please?!?!
(Note: They're named after the towns in which they are located)
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"Sheep suffer without complaining."
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
What the hell are they doing to their poor sheep?
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"Serve Jesus and everything else is background noise."
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
Huh? What??
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Note to submitters: If the picture of the church sign you send in includes people mock-fornicating on the ground in front of it, I'm just gonna have to edit it out before I post it.
Thanks for understanding.
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Not sure if it's just my computer, but I seem to be having some issues with PhotoCrank. Stay tuned...
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Humor-blogs seems to be having some issues also, but you could go here to vote for this post. Please?!?!
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hmmm. i wonder what kind of sick girl would send in a picture with people "mock fornicating" in it? teehee.
ReplyDeleteWell...OK...maybe it wasn't "mock"...
ReplyDeleteThis is odd: In the Hebrew Bible (in the original Hebrew), the prohibitions of stealing and perjury are in Exodus 20:12. The Septuagint breaks up that verse into several smaller ones and has the prohibition of stealing in 20:14 and the prohibition of perjury in 20:16. That “Steelers” crummy church sign is so crummy it can’t even get the verse numbering right!
ReplyDeleteThe KJV (which I'll go ahead and assume their use of...) puts adultery in 14, stealing in 15, false witnessing in 16.
ReplyDeleteIt's crummy either way. Not as crummy as my review, though...
it's not just you...PhotoCrank won't recognize my password to let me crank these days. haven't figured it out yet. at work i have Explorer, at home i use Firefox, and i keep forgetting to try the Firefox and Explorer on my home comp.
ReplyDeletewhat's it doing to you?
My favorite thing about crazy fundagelical stuff, like signs, is you can never tell if they're made up by someone trying to be a jackass or if they're real. I feel it's a nice testament to how crazy they are.
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