The Gospel According to Tony Hawk:

"Raise up a child in the way he should go. Extreme Sports Videos every Sat. 7 PM"
submitted by Susan McQ
When Jesus entered my life, dude, he made me do a complete 360...

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"Engage a new life with Hope Peace Joy"
submitted and asst. reviewed by f.c. S.K. Sutton
Hope, Peace and Joy?!? What is this, "Big Love"?

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"Live the revelation of the cross, blood, and DNA of Jesus."
submitted/asst. reviewed by f.c. S.K. Sutton
This week, on CSI Jerusalem...

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"Acts of kindness are gifts we give God."

submitted by frequent contributor Peter K.
More like bribes...that way He owes you.

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"Snowmen came from heaven unassembled"
submitted by frequent contributor Megan W.
Ahhhh!!! It's raining down carrots and coal! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!

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"Check out Jesus before He checks you out."
submitted by frequent contributor Kelly Q.
"Honey...who's that creepy Nazarene man peeking in the window at us?!?"

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After a loooong dry spell, I'm once again a finalist in a Mattress Police caption contest. Go vote for your favorite caption by a church sign blogger. Voting ends today, so hurry...I need all the help I can get.

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