submitted and reviewed by Anonymous
So if I choose Athiesm, I miss hell? That's a new one!
"The wishbone does not take the place of the backbone."
submitted by Jhall
And if I were Sampson, I would take a jawbone to this sign.
"Staying in bed shouting, 'Oh God' does not constitute going to church."
submitted and reviewed by Jhall
Neither does nodding off in the pews while someone yells at you about the people laying in bed.
Also, is anyone else kinda creeped out by the last sign? I mean...what are they talking about?
Keep 'em coming by emailing me here
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Monday, August 22, 2005
"Wanted: Imperfect People"
Found: Imperfect Sign.
"Git-R-Dun Fer God"
submitted and reveiwed by Dawn Cole
Oh well, at least they spelled "God" right. (Watch out for the spit cups in the pew-backs in front of you.)
"Don't let the sun keep you from the son."
submitted by Sarah Mitchell, Chatham, VA
This has got to be the tenth sign I have reviewed that tries to be cute with "sun" and "son". And none of them are funny.
"A pleasant expression increases your face value"
submitted by Jennie Sowers
I am guessing the expression on my face when I read this sign didn't increase my face value, then.
"An unused Bible is worthless. A well-worn Bible is priceless."
submitted by Jennie Sowers
Read Hebrews 4:12. How worthless is that unused Bible again?
"Git-R-Dun Fer God"
submitted and reveiwed by Dawn Cole
Oh well, at least they spelled "God" right. (Watch out for the spit cups in the pew-backs in front of you.)
"Don't let the sun keep you from the son."
submitted by Sarah Mitchell, Chatham, VA
This has got to be the tenth sign I have reviewed that tries to be cute with "sun" and "son". And none of them are funny.
"A pleasant expression increases your face value"
submitted by Jennie Sowers
I am guessing the expression on my face when I read this sign didn't increase my face value, then.
"An unused Bible is worthless. A well-worn Bible is priceless."
submitted by Jennie Sowers
Read Hebrews 4:12. How worthless is that unused Bible again?
Sunday, August 21, 2005
"I'm Everybodys Homey - God"
submitted by Jason Nelson, Florida
First, don't they mean "homie"? And second......(unintelligible gagging sound).
"Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell"
submitted by multiple sources in multiple places
"Honey, this Sunday, let's try out that church down the road that made the joke about being eternally charred in the fiery home of Satan."
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Oh, and I got that last sign reported to me from 3 distinct sources in 3 different parts of the USA in the last week and a half, so apparently this particular sign is currently "in vogue". Listen carefully, pastors and sign planners everywhere: STOP IT!
"Casual Worship this summer"
Yeah, this summer we'll worship, we just won't take it very seriously.
Hey, I know what they mean, but don't you think some passers-by took it this way? We need be careful of every message we send.
Keep 'em coming. Thanks.
First, don't they mean "homie"? And second......(unintelligible gagging sound).
"Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell"
submitted by multiple sources in multiple places
"Honey, this Sunday, let's try out that church down the road that made the joke about being eternally charred in the fiery home of Satan."
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Oh, and I got that last sign reported to me from 3 distinct sources in 3 different parts of the USA in the last week and a half, so apparently this particular sign is currently "in vogue". Listen carefully, pastors and sign planners everywhere: STOP IT!
"Casual Worship this summer"
Yeah, this summer we'll worship, we just won't take it very seriously.
Hey, I know what they mean, but don't you think some passers-by took it this way? We need be careful of every message we send.
Keep 'em coming. Thanks.
Tuesday, August 9, 2005
"When life seems hopeless, it isn't!"
Tah Dah! It just.....isn't!!
"Don't let life get you down; even Moses started out as a basket case."
submitted and reviewed by Christina Bondoris, Hamburg, PA
Sure to confuse Christians, psychologists, and basket weavers alike.
"Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there."
Yeah, no one was there, alright. I drove past this church at least a dozen times while this sign was up and didn't see a single vehicle. Perhaps the inane spew on the sign was keeping them away?
"Want to forget your problems? Try wearing tight shoes."
Overheard at the crucifixion: "Look on the bright side, Jesus. At least you're not wearing tight shoes."
"Life is like tennis. Serve well and everything will be good."
Submitted by the Rev. Arnold Hendrix, Atmore, AL
And church signs like these are like golf. I would like to put a hole in one.
"Whose child are you?"
Submitted by the Rev. Arnold Hendrix, Atmore, AL
With divorce, separation, child abandonment, etc. being so prevalent, Rev. Hendrix and I agree that this sign might cause more damage than it does cause real introspection.
"Don't let life get you down; even Moses started out as a basket case."
submitted and reviewed by Christina Bondoris, Hamburg, PA
Sure to confuse Christians, psychologists, and basket weavers alike.
"Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there."
Yeah, no one was there, alright. I drove past this church at least a dozen times while this sign was up and didn't see a single vehicle. Perhaps the inane spew on the sign was keeping them away?
"Want to forget your problems? Try wearing tight shoes."
Overheard at the crucifixion: "Look on the bright side, Jesus. At least you're not wearing tight shoes."
"Life is like tennis. Serve well and everything will be good."
Submitted by the Rev. Arnold Hendrix, Atmore, AL
And church signs like these are like golf. I would like to put a hole in one.
"Whose child are you?"
Submitted by the Rev. Arnold Hendrix, Atmore, AL
With divorce, separation, child abandonment, etc. being so prevalent, Rev. Hendrix and I agree that this sign might cause more damage than it does cause real introspection.
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