submitted by Jason Nelson, Florida
First, don't they mean "homie"? And second......(unintelligible gagging sound).
"Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell"
submitted by multiple sources in multiple places
"Honey, this Sunday, let's try out that church down the road that made the joke about being eternally charred in the fiery home of Satan."
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Oh, and I got that last sign reported to me from 3 distinct sources in 3 different parts of the USA in the last week and a half, so apparently this particular sign is currently "in vogue". Listen carefully, pastors and sign planners everywhere: STOP IT!
"Casual Worship this summer"
Yeah, this summer we'll worship, we just won't take it very seriously.
Hey, I know what they mean, but don't you think some passers-by took it this way? We need be careful of every message we send.
Keep 'em coming. Thanks.
Love your site. My husband and I are avid church sign readers whenever we travel. You have church signs on here I haven't seen (thankfully). Your casual comment was hilarious. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThere must be a bad church sign network out there, i cant believe that that same horrible sign just randomly showed up, and that in and of itself is too scary to think about.
ReplyDeletePastor Bob: "Hey Pastor fred, try this sign it hilarious (insert bad sign here)"
Pastor Fred: "ROTFL thats great can i use that one too?"
Pastor Bob: "Sure why not i'm in Chickasaw County and your way over yonder in West Chickasaw go ahead"
YIKES!