"When life seems hopeless, it isn't!"

Tah Dah! It just.....isn't!!

"Don't let life get you down; even Moses started out as a basket case."
submitted and reviewed by Christina Bondoris, Hamburg, PA
Sure to confuse Christians, psychologists, and basket weavers alike.

"Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there."
Yeah, no one was there, alright. I drove past this church at least a dozen times while this sign was up and didn't see a single vehicle. Perhaps the inane spew on the sign was keeping them away?

"Want to forget your problems? Try wearing tight shoes."
Overheard at the crucifixion: "Look on the bright side, Jesus. At least you're not wearing tight shoes."

"Life is like tennis. Serve well and everything will be good."
Submitted by the Rev. Arnold Hendrix, Atmore, AL
And church signs like these are like golf. I would like to put a hole in one.

"Whose child are you?"
Submitted by the Rev. Arnold Hendrix, Atmore, AL
With divorce, separation, child abandonment, etc. being so prevalent, Rev. Hendrix and I agree that this sign might cause more damage than it does cause real introspection.