Friday, July 29, 2005

"Life is a cinch by the inch, but hard by the yard."

submitted by Emily Bezaire, Smyrna, TN

Actually, I much prefer metric. Is life neater by the meter?

Plus, this sign is a lie. Life can be a #$%!*& by the inch sometimes. That's why its "life".

2 comments:

  1. Here's one that got a good laugh out of me and my kids:

    "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL WON'T WORK IN HELL"

    Seen in Hopewell, Virginia...Mainline Protestant

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