"Jesus 1st is He!"submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
Do...or do not give your heart to Him. There is no "try".
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"Faith Changes Things"submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix
Tires, Diapers...those sorts of things...
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"Behold, I am making all things new"submitted AND reviewed by f.c. S. K. Sutton
So I'm not gonna need one of those converter boxes for my television after all?
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"Give God all the pieces of your broken heart"submitted by frequent contributor S.K. Sutton
In fact, He could use a couple of spare aortas if you know anyone else who's giving them away...
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"Need a reboot - remember God saves!"
submitted AND reviewed by f.c. Minh N.
Do you want to save this sign writer?
Yes/No/Cancel
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I think I've had that last sign submitted before, but Minh's review just killed me, so there it is again but this time with double the snark.
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Oh my gosh I thought the actual church sign was "Do...or do not give your heart to Him. There is no "try" and I laughed so hard. That would have been HEAPS cooler!
ReplyDelete"I find your lack of faith disturbing!"
ReplyDelete[Wes started it!]
Sola Gratia!
Fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI live opposite a church - when its signs get toward this level of shittiness, I'll take a pic and send it in.
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