"Beginning is easy. Finishing is hard."submitted AND reviewed by Gene A.
Great...another endless sermon.
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"Resolve to let God solve your problems."submitted by Peter K.
He's particularly good at quadratics.
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"Read the Bible.: Tech support here."submitted by Megan H.
You'll spend most of the service on "hold".
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"Follow the grain in your own wood."
submitted by Bookgrunt
If you experience 'following the grain in your own wood' for longer than four hours, please call a doctor...
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"God hates whoremongers"
submitted by Tammy G.
...but He looooves Him some...
Wait! No!!!!
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Serious question...would I get more picture submissions if I gave my phone number so people could text me pictures of the signs? I mean...how can my life be complete without pictures of those last two signs? Don't get me wrong: I'm very grateful for the submissions as they are, but I wonder if people would consider taking more pictures if they could just send them to me from their phones...
Seriously, to all who send in signs (pictures or not)...thanks a lot. If I can find a way to make it easier on you, then please let me know. You submitters know how to get hold of me...
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Finishing is hard.
ReplyDeleteOne of Mrs Debakey's major complaints.
Actually, a cell number would be quite handy!! There have been several times that I would have snapped a pic on my phone, but I didn't because I don't have the right equipment at home to get it off my phone.
ReplyDeleteThe one that I wanted to snap a pic of was, "Looking for a new missionary position immediately". But I didn't think anyone would believe me without a pic!!
Spencer:
ReplyDeleteUse the submission button to email me...I don't want to post my number on the site, but I'll be glad to give it out via email.
And yeah, I don't believe you without a picture of that one ;)
RTFB N00B!
ReplyDeleteI recently joined blogger and have found tons of great religion-themed sites. This is by far the funniest! I recently finished a post about your blog at bubblegumandbibles.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteLol! Those signs are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI don't have a camera phone. Or a camera of any kind. So for the time being, still nothing good from me unless someone who has a camera is in the car with me.
ReplyDeleteI send all my submissions from my phone. Course, I have an iPhone, so I couldn't text them to you if I wanted to...
ReplyDelete:)
Please let Spencer know that you can always email the pics to your self, I do it all the time with my phone and all I have is a basic verizon lg vx8300. I don't have internet access on my phone. you just input the email address instead of a number. So they could also mail it straight to you from a phone.
ReplyDeleteI particularly like how, according to one of the signs, you should let God solve your problems Sunday at 9:30. Make an appointment, God's busy.
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