"God is the Potter. Not Harry."submitted by Katie G.
Also, God plays a kick-ass game of Quidditch.
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"God knit not knots but you. Psalm 139"submitted by Mandy B.
The Psalms, as interpreted by Dr. Suess.
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"Failing to forgive someone let's them live in your head rent free."submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Well, as long as they take their extraneous apostrophes with them when they leave...
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"Be Our Guest. Pastor Disney"submitted by Norma K.
Put our service to the test. Tie a napkin 'round your neck, cherie...
(Not so crummy a sentiment, but surely they're asking for it, right?)
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Finally, what is it with all the chocolate signs lately? First of all there was the single sign I included in last week's post, and now these:
"The spirit of chocolate"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Courtney R.
There's a sweet, sweet spirit in this place.
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"Happiness is sharing chocolate with a friend."submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
But true joy is keeping it all for yourself.
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So, leave it to me to have a completely selfish reason for finally posting again:
I need your votes over at Diesel's caption contest. Please?!?
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Also, I'm going to try and turn commenting back on. If any of you are still out there reading, please let me know.
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I need your votes over at Diesel's caption contest. Please?!?
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Also, I'm going to try and turn commenting back on. If any of you are still out there reading, please let me know.
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Here's a comment to let you know I'm still reading.
ReplyDeleteI'm still reading, too!
ReplyDeleteI still read your blog!
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is weird, but I actually like blogs with infrequent posts the best; my feed reader is so thoroughly dominated by a few super-frequent posters that something different popping up every now and then is a welcome surprise. It results in more of a "Ooh! Crummy Church Signs updated!" reaction rather than a "yeah, yeah, Crummy Church Signs again. Next?"
I kinda like the potter sign *heh heh*
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm still here.
Thanks. I'll keep on posting for the four of you, then (plus the one guy who emailed me). :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, that's good info Finch. Thanks.
We're here! We're here! (in honor of the Dr. Seussian sign)
ReplyDeleteI still read :) I'm also on the hunt for a crummy church sign
ReplyDeleteI'm here. I drive by a church every Sunday that has a new crummy sign every week. I could send you that same church sign over and over and over. . .yeah, I need to do that.
ReplyDeleteI voted for you. I was really hoping for a Black Freighter reference, but whatever.
ReplyDeleteYou may think I'm another reader, because I'm leaving a comment - but in reality, I am merely a figment of your imagination.
ReplyDeleteStill here!
ReplyDeleteSome church could totally come up with a whole Disney series of signs. Aladdin, Little Mermaid. That'd be sweet.
still here! Thanks for the laughs!!
ReplyDeleteMatt is right -- what's next in Pastor Disney's sermon series? "Just Keep Swimming"? "I've Got No Strings"? "When You Wish Upon a Star"? "The Bare Necessities?
ReplyDeleteStill here, Joel. Someday I might actually contribute again, too...
Still reading.
ReplyDeleteGod's invisibility cloak is awesome!
ReplyDeleteFirst off Gene that was awesome on the comment for the Dr Seuss!!!
ReplyDeleteSecondly, Joel I am still reading just not contributing much due to a major surgey post stuff not going right in Hormone Land!
Anywho I loved the sign that said "Failing to forgive someone let's them live in your head rent free." I liked the comment but it would have been funny to say "But I like the voices in my head.." or something to that affect!
Anyways, I love it!
God Bless
Shauna
Still reading and laughing.
ReplyDeleteOh, boy. The very first one is from Socastee, South Carolina, a tiny town near Myrtle Beach. My dad lived in Socastee for several years while building golf courses over there.
ReplyDeleteJust an aside--gave me a big Blast from the Past. :-)