And the greatest of these is....huh?!?

"Faith goes up the stairs love has built & looks out the window hope has opened."
submitted by Laura
Well, tell Hope to close the window; I've got the air conditioning on down here.

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"God Is"
submitted/reviewed by frequent contributor SK Sutton
Please give generously so that we may purchase a new sign with room for a third line of text.

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"Remember! Those who died so we can have freedom!"
submitted by Maria C.
Yes Sir! You mean Jesus, sir?

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I could use your votes in the Mattress Police caption contest...head over here and pick out your favorite.

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Please ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for church...

"Maximized Manhood"

submitted by f.c. Katherine T.
Matt 4:19 : "Come after me, and I will make you fishers of well-endowed men..."

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"Have you asked God for afesis today"
submitted by Aaron L.
Was someone dictating this sign, but then sneezed? What's 'afesis'?

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"Angel food ministries"
submitted/asst. reviewed by f.c. S.K. Sutton
Transubstantiation taken to a whole new level.

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"Garden for God. Turnip for church"
seen here on Flickr by f.c. Ironic Catholic
So funny I nearly soiled myself...


(Note...visit the Flickr site linked above to see some pretty funny puns submitted by users. Turns out there's no end to veggie jokes.)

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Here are the these church signs:

"What are the these"
submitted/reviewed by f.c. S.K. Sutton
So the sign guy has a stutter?

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"Heavon or hell? It is all your choice"
submitted by frequent contributor Joe G.
However, the ability to spell correctly is completely providential...


(Yep...it was misspelled on both sides again...see the previous post for another example from the same church...)

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"Love is a fruit in season at al times"
submitted/reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
In the off-season, we make sure to ship it in from Mexico and South America...

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"Check us out at smvag.org"
submitted/reviewed by Andy C.
What an unfortunate website url....

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O For a Thousand Tougns to Sing...

"One day every knee will bow and every tougn confess that Jesus Christ is Lord"
submitted by frequent contributor Joe G.
And as long as we don't have to confess with a written statement, it appears that much of Christendom will be OK...


Note: Joe says it was misspelled on both sides.

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"God wants to know ya'll better. If you have time. If not, He loves you anyway!"
submitted by Alissa G.
Aw, shucks...and when we die we all get to go to Mayberry, right?

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"Always remember that hell is uncool"
submitted by neatofx
Really? I heard it was one of the hottest places to be...

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"Free coffee, everlasting life - yes, membership has its priveleges"
submitted by frequent contributor Peter K.
'Come to me, all ye who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give you -- caffeine?'

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"Prayer: The ultimate wireless communication"
submitted/asst. reviewed by S.K. Sutton
Unfortunately, God takes up a full THREE spots in my friends and family plan...

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I know I've done that last sign before, but something in the submission email sparked an idea that would make for a funnier review. So there ya go...

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The first contributor on this post also happens to be my brother-in-law...you should check out his new website, especially if you're into music or home recording...I've begun my own home studio on a small scale, and it's been a valuable resource to me: Home Studio Corner

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