"Life is a cinch by the inch, but hard by the yard."

submitted by Emily Bezaire, Smyrna, TN

Actually, I much prefer metric. Is life neater by the meter?

Plus, this sign is a lie. Life can be a #$%!*& by the inch sometimes. That's why its "life".

Unfortunately, Slim loves the kids also.......

Yes folks, your weekly tithes are going to pay for face paint, red afros, and size 37 shoes. Awesome.

Thanks to Noelle Klassen from Canada for the photo.

I'm popular?

Wow, ever since Church Marketing Sucks put a little blurb up, this little old blog has become quite a popular spot. By that, I mean more than just my friends and me are reading it. Not only that, but some of you newbies are even more jaded and sarcastic than I am! Makes my job easier when a lot of you write the reviews for me.....

"ASAP: Always Say A Prayer"
submitted by Derek Harms
Okay, here goes: "Dear God, please kill my boss. I also want a lot of money....now, please. And You really need to take that whole "coveting" thing out of the commandments. Amen.
Is that prayer OK?

"Strive for nothing and you will succeed"
submitted AND reviewed by Karen Hall
I wish it could be true.

"Everyone has the right to be stupid; some people abuse the privelege."
submitted AND reviewed by JHall
Oh, and by the way, Jesus loves you.

"Don't let yourself get burned by the Son this summer"
submitted AND reviewed by JHall
I can't imagine what someone was thinking when they put this threat up on behalf of Jesus. And I'm glad I can't.

Thanks, everyone!!

The Best One Ever??

First off, thanks to the fine folks at Church Marketing Sucks for the nice shout out today. Hope all the new readers that get directed over here have a good time.

Second, how about this amazing example of a church sign:

"God bless our troops overseas. Sign vandals are the scum of the earth."
Hee hee! Must be a very loving place.

One at a time from now on...

Since I have imported all of the "old" reviews, I will now post the church signs as I receive them.
Keep them coming!!

"All saints have a past. All sinners have a future."
...and this summer, only one man can stop them.

Doesn't this one sound like it belongs on a movie poster?