submitted by David Jacks, East Texas
I think they attempted some sarcasm here. I think it didn't work.
(Note to all church sign writers: Sarcasm is very hard to convey in writing. Check out this example:
"Boy, that church sign doesn't suck!"
I obviously mean that the above church sign does, in fact, suck. If you could have heard how I dictated the sentence in my head, you would have known that. However, it is very hard to convey tone of voice in writing, especially on such a limited medium as the church sign. Please stop trying.)
"Jesus is coming back soon. Look busy!"
submitted by Josh @ www.capefaith.com
Okay, so:
a) We are going to trick Jesus into thinking we have been doing good works all this time. Because He hasn't been paying attention?
and
b) Those good works will have some input into my eternal salvation. As opposed to say, I don't know......grace, or something.
That's what I get from this sign. Anybody else?
"Jesus pain is your gain."
submitted by Josh @ www.capefaith.com
Wow, cool. Maybe Jesus can get a Gatorade endorsement.
"When you doubt."
submitted by Josh @ www.capefaith.com
Is this like one of those "progressive dinners", except on church signs? Did I miss the first half of this sentence on a church a few blocks away? Or should I continue looking for the last half?
Thanks to the new contributors. Keep 'em coming.
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