Please practice safe friction:

"When there is friction between two people a smile is a good lubricant."
submitted by frequent contributor Gavin R.
...and friction between three people is just plain sinful.

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"Don't wait on a hurst to take u to church"
submitted by M.M.
Actually, you can wait all you want. You're pretty much guaranteed a "hurst" will never take you anywhere.

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"Changing churches? Does it matter which one you stay home from?"
submitted by Glacial Spain
I think somebody's a little bitter about their declining attendance.

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"Help is on the way."
submitted by S.K. Sutton
...by.

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Take off, eh?

"We salute our men & women who hose to serve"
submitted by L. L.
Isn't wearing hose when one serves part of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy?

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"Dinner & Movie Mar. 27. 'Passion of the Christ'"
submitted by Dee W.
The menu: Skewered Lamb

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"Practice make sperfect so be carful what you practice"
submitted by f.c. Chandler C.

For example, don't waste your time practicing things like spelling and spacing.

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"Out of your gourd and into the world"
seen here on Flickr. Directed by Ironic Catholic
Matt 5:13: "You are the squash of the earth. But if a squash loses its squashiness, how can it be made squashy again?"

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And finally, this fun little juxtaposition sent in by Shelley:

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A friend of mine has started a cool Twitter feed about crazy headlines from around the 'net...pretty funny stuff. Follow him here.

Oh, and follow me here. :)

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Guest Posting Today

Today I'm over at Home Studio Corner with a review of some guitar pedals. Go give it a read (especially if you play bass or guitar!)

In news along those lines, look for some news in the next few weeks about my next creative project. Don't fear: I'm not abandoning the CCS blog, but I've got other big things in the works this summer.

Back soon...

Is that the book between Genises and Levitucis?

"Unsettled lives in Gods hand. Exudos 3:7"
submitted/post title by Jeremy M.
I'd hate to see what they'd do to "Deuteronomy"

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"God's name may not be in it, but it is on it"
submitted by David T.
So...God's basically a glorified graffiti artist??

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"Over comer or luke warmers?"
submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
This sign makes me want to spit out of my mouth.

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"Christ is my stringth"
submitted by Talia K.
If I pastored my own church sign, I'd go to great 'lingths' to not look like a bunch of dumb-arses on our sign...

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"Maintain a spirit of peace and you'll save a thousand souls."
submitted by Alissa G.
Live a perfect life and die a substitutionary death, you're likely to save quite a few more souls than that...

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Sometimes, just when I get to the point of thinking it's time to wrap this blog up, I get a series of emails that let me know that it's time has not yet come. These all came to me within about a 36-hour window over the weekend. What crumminess. Thanks to all the submitters.

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