Monday, June 15, 2009

Take off, eh?

"We salute our men & women who hose to serve"
submitted by L. L.
Isn't wearing hose when one serves part of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy?

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"Dinner & Movie Mar. 27. 'Passion of the Christ'"
submitted by Dee W.
The menu: Skewered Lamb

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"Practice make sperfect so be carful what you practice"
submitted by f.c. Chandler C.
For example, don't waste your time practicing things like spelling and spacing.

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"Out of your gourd and into the world"
seen here on Flickr. Directed by Ironic Catholic
Matt 5:13: "You are the squash of the earth. But if a squash loses its squashiness, how can it be made squashy again?"

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And finally, this fun little juxtaposition sent in by Shelley:


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5 comments:

  1. Sign 1: I guess there is truly an open door policy at that church.

    (HA! I slay me!)

    And I LOVE the Jesus billboard next to the adult store. Reminds me of the classic "Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate" pic.

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  2. "We salute our men & women who hose to serve"

    Maybe it was honor our firefighters week at their church?

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  3. The sad thing is that "hose" doesn't bother me as much as the backwards "&"...

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  4. I was wondering if the "&" is backwards, or just an "8" with some other bits stuck on the wrong side.

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  5. When I read the 1st one, all I could think was "Blessed are the sprinklers, for they shall moisturize the Kingdom of Heaven"...

    ...or something like that.

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