"When there is friction between two people a smile is a good lubricant."submitted by frequent contributor Gavin R.
...and friction between three people is just plain sinful.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
"Don't wait on a hurst to take u to church"submitted by M.M.
Actually, you can wait all you want. You're pretty much guaranteed a "hurst" will never take you anywhere.
----------------------------------------------------------------
"Changing churches? Does it matter which one you stay home from?"submitted by Glacial Spain
I think somebody's a little bitter about their declining attendance.
-------------------------------------------------------------
"Help is on the way."submitted by S.K. Sutton
...by.
-----------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------
There's a good one I pass when I drive home from work - I'm paraphrase, because I can't remember how the beginning is phrased: "Follow the Son to avoid being burned!"
ReplyDeleteWHEW! That "lubricant" one has got to be one of the WORST double-entendres ever on this blog! Surely that was unintentional....? I hope? Maybe? Come on, guys, unintentional?
ReplyDelete(If that wasn't on purpose, someone's been living in the 1950s for too long...)
Great stuff. "A smile is a good lubricant."
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to buy some letters at Home Depot and add "but KY is better" or some such.
And the "bitter" one was great too.
Just found your site...love it!
ReplyDeleteChristian colleges have taken major strides in offering online distance learning programs available to more and more people. Many hardworking Americans are using this method of distance learning to better themselves and their family. Thanks for sharing your great blog!
ReplyDelete-Emo
Online Christian Colleges