"The Bible is your best T.V. Guide."submitted by Gail W.
...AND you have just as good a chance at finding actual T.V. listings.
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"Strength in prayer is better than length in prayer."submitted by Jennifer N.
I'm pretty sure there's a "That's what she said!" joke hidden in there somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
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"Redemption, God's recycling plan!"submitted AND reviewed by Jennifer N.
Hell: God's way of taking out the trash.
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"Don't pray for a bushel and only carry a cup."submitted by Jennifer N.
And don't carry a cup without a jockstrap!
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"There are some questions that can't be Googled. Read the Bible.""Questions from Side 1: Who am I? Why am I here? Where am I going?"
submitted by Jennifer N.
Also: Why am I forced to read this second sign in my rear view mirror?!?
It also might help if they do a little research. A Google search of those terms leads to a Christian website on the first page of search results each time.
So...maybe they CAN be answered by Google?
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My new friend Lady Snark is posting a series of what she considers "Greatest Hits" of Crummy Church Signs. She's a new fan, she asked nicely, I've been pretty lax on my posting lately, etc., etc.... so I caved.
I'm glad I did. These blasts from the past also include some of her own commentary, which I gotta say is pretty snarky. She comes by her nom de plume honestly. Go check it out.
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Also: Why am I forced to read this second sign in my rear view mirror?!?
It also might help if they do a little research. A Google search of those terms leads to a Christian website on the first page of search results each time.
So...maybe they CAN be answered by Google?
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My new friend Lady Snark is posting a series of what she considers "Greatest Hits" of Crummy Church Signs. She's a new fan, she asked nicely, I've been pretty lax on my posting lately, etc., etc.... so I caved.
I'm glad I did. These blasts from the past also include some of her own commentary, which I gotta say is pretty snarky. She comes by her nom de plume honestly. Go check it out.
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The bible is Rickey's best tv guide? Funny, there's no mention of when Desperate Housewives is on this week...
ReplyDeleteWell, the story of Potiphar's wife is in Genesis 39-41, so from there you can deduce that Desperate Housewives is on at 1:39-41. (Must be one of those "recap the whole series in 3 minutes or less" episodes.)
ReplyDeleteNow, I haven't quite figured out the source of the AM/PM information...
Joel you linked to my blog! That totally made my day. Thanks for the shout-out, friend. I'm glad you liked my Greatest Hits :-)
Those questions remind me so much of Admiral Stockdale in his VP debate.
ReplyDelete"Who am I? Where am I? Why am I here?"