"A stone is heavy but the wrath of a fool is heavier. Jefferson Davis, Pastor."submitted by Alex S.
And a rolling fool gathers no moss, either...
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"Faith is the awareness of utter helplessness witout God."submitted AND reviewed by f.c. Aaron A.
Shame is the awareness of utter helplessness without Spell-Check.
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"For time and eternity Jesus is all we need."submitted by frequent contributor Aaron A.
We also need Him for saving our sorry asses from hell. But more importantly, we need Him for time and eternity.
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"Faith without work is dead."submitted by frequent contributor Cory H.
Speaking of "dead"...doesn't the Bible say something about misquoting it??
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"Where will you be sitting in etemity? Smoking or non-smoking?"submitted by Alisa M.
A classic crummy church sign with a little different twist on the spelling...
Alisa assures us that it was misspelled on both sides.
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A classic crummy church sign with a little different twist on the spelling...
Alisa assures us that it was misspelled on both sides.
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We also need Him for saving our sorry asses from hell. But more importantly, we need Him for time and eternity.
ReplyDelete--That's hysterical. Thanks for the laugh tonight.
Oh, Etemity! That's that trendy new place downtown, right? I can never get a reservation.
ReplyDeleteEtemity? I blame keming on the sheet that said what message to put up.
ReplyDelete(“Eternity” was probably written lowercase on paper.)
Who's misquoting?
ReplyDeleteJames 2:20
But do you want to know, O foolish man, that faith without works is dead?[
...except that's not what the sign says. They're the ones misquoting James.
ReplyDeletekeming.. lol!
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