Friday, December 19, 2008

Please don't be dumb. Jesus is the Son.


"Please don't be sad. Jesus is your dad."
submitted/originally posted by f.c. Gavin R.
"...so even when things get bad, He can make your life really rad!"

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"Reason is the greatest enemy that faith has!"
submitted by Greg S.//Originally posted here
This sign proves that far too often it's the other way around.

It doesn't have to be...

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"See the other side."
submitted by frequent contributor Rickey Henderson
...preferably on your return trip.

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"Holy Ho' Down"
submitted by April G.//Originally posted here
I've been getting a little flack lately via email and the comments about breaking my own rules. I state in the sidebar that signs that advertise church events are NOT crummy. But sometimes signs advertise those event quite crummily.

For example, in the world outside of the church there's a significant difference between a "Hoe Down" and a "Ho' down" (strong offensive language advisory on that second link).

If you don't think every non-believer between the ages of 14-25 giggled at that "Ho' Down" sign when they went past, you're fooling yourself...

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"He enjoys much who is thankful 4 much. Try B N grateful!"
submitted by Maggie N.
Is there some new IPhone app. where you can text your message directly to your sign?

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fail owned pwned pictures
submitted by Brad K.
Originally posted on Failblog
Well...Welcoming... Fail pretty much sums it up for me, I guess....

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"Hell is totally uncool. Don't even go there."
submitted by Adam Key
Yeah, but I've heard that the women there are hot.

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"Hurry! I am returning soon! -Jesus"
submitted/ asst. reviewed by Kimberly I.
Crap, I can't find a place to hide!!

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"Time for twos"
submitted AND reviewed by Kimberly I.
The Father, the Son, and that's it.

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"Prime time - Adult Day Care, Senior Citizen Center, and Youth Group"
submitted AND reviewed by Kimberly I.
Yep, we just put them all in front of the TV.

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"Time well spent lasts a lifetime."
submitted by Kimberly I.
And since there's no such thing as "eternity", a lifetime is all we care about!

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"Have a hurt, habit, or hang-up? Celebrate recovery!"
submitted by Kimberly I.
Crack open a cold one!

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9 comments:

  1. This is an amazing crummy bunch. Ahhhh.

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  2. FWIW ... I read that 'Ho Down', and although I'm 56, I giggled a bit ;)

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  3. I'm so excited some of the signs I submitted got used! Thanks Joel!

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  4. RC: I guffawed, and I'm 33.

    Kimberly: Your reviews were overall excellent...thanks!

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  5. great day in the morning....these are really outrageous! how on earth do the submissions manage to top each other in subsequent posts???!

    ah well- new cranks! :D

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  6. man, every time i try to crank from home, Firefox is booting me off. Grrr. i'll have to try again later.

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  7. If reason is the greatest enemy that faith has, the Episcopalians are in trouble - reason is one of the pillars of the "three-legged stool" that supports our theology (scripture and tradition being the other two)

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  8. Joel-
    tried to join your group on the FB (clicked on your little window for it in the right-hand column) but all I got was a screen that said "Blog does not exist" (for ref:http://apps.facebook.com/blognetworks/blogpage.php?blogid=100190 )

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  9. These are truly fine examples of crumminess and I thank you for making my day!

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