Monday, December 1, 2008

Isle of View, too.


"Isle of View! Jesus."
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
If only Jesus had actually spoken in riddles instead of parables. How much more meaningful would "Isle of View!" been than the parable of the lost sheep?

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"Are you chilly let God be your comforter."
submitted by Jonathan J.
And if you're freezing, ask God about a travel package to a really warm destination!

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"What everyone dislikes and God hates."
submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty
So I see they've watched Rosie O'Donnell's new variety show...

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"Ignoring facts does nothing to change them"
submitted by frequent contributor Chandler C.
Someone let me know if this sign changes. I'm busy ignoring it.

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"I want 2B UR BFF. Love, God."
submitted by John F.
WTF?

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"Thank the Lord He loadeth us daily with blessings."
submitted by frequent contributor Barbara B.
Thank the Lord my church graduated from the King's English...

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The Holidays always bring an increase in submissions...I've got some more to get through, including what appears to be a rash of pastoral firings and hirings in Michigan. Stay tuned!

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15 comments:

  1. lvrDecember 2, 2008 at 11:18 AM

    the text message from "God" is so incredibly awful! *winces*

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  2. The Ironic CatholicDecember 2, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    Try to come early and you can get a great aisle of view!

    What? It's not one of those misspelled signs again?
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    These are truly cringe-worthy, Joel.

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  3. WynnieDecember 2, 2008 at 7:07 PM

    It looks like the "6PM evening activities" are what "everyone dislikes and God hates" ... great advertising, people.

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  4. KimberlyDecember 3, 2008 at 4:18 AM

    Isn't "Isle of View" the title of one of the Xanth novels? For the same reason, but with more excuse...

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  5. loosecannonDecember 3, 2008 at 7:52 PM

    Deeeez Nuts!

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  6. SandiDecember 4, 2008 at 5:11 AM

    At the risk of appearing stupid...

    Is "Isle of View" supposed to sound like "I love you"? Because I can't think of anything else it could possibly mean coming from Jesus.

    So, if I'm confused, and I usually "get" most puns, think of how many other people are confused. "Hey, there's that confusing church again! We pass it everyday."

    And they'll keep passing it.

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  7. Mr DeBakeyDecember 4, 2008 at 9:55 AM

    "What everyone dislikes and God hates."

    Lima beans?
    Police Academy XIV?
    Lindsay Lohan "news" stories?
    An itchy spot right between your shoulder blades?

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  8. KimberlyDecember 4, 2008 at 10:52 AM

    I actually like lima beans...

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  9. DieselDecember 4, 2008 at 12:40 PM

    If Sandi hadn't said that, I'd have never thought of it.

    What's going on in Michigan? Did my post get some pastors fired?

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  10. loosecannonDecember 4, 2008 at 7:10 PM

    I recently saw a church sign that just said:

    Service 11:30 AM
    Deez Nutz

    Do you think it was a prank? I guess if you put the letters in a different order it says:

    Need Zutz

    That makes more sense to me as Zutz was known in the book of Genesis to really like the 11:30 mass. Mostly because of his drinking and pillaging issues that he eventually worked out in PAA.

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  11. SandiDecember 4, 2008 at 9:11 PM

    Barney the Dinosaur sings:

    Isle of View
    Yule of Me
    We're a happy family...

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  12. Rickey HendersonDecember 5, 2008 at 5:14 AM

    Comforter? Bah, god is Rickey's sex pillow.

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  13. KimberlyDecember 5, 2008 at 5:57 AM

    Thanks Rickey. Must...get...mind bleach!

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  14. KimberlyDecember 7, 2008 at 10:51 AM

    Not a sign, but a bulletin typo: the text to the anthem at church this morning made reference to Jesus "whining in eternal glory" - took me a minute to figure out that it was supposed to be "shining," but it's quite a mental image :-)

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  15. nicDecember 11, 2008 at 10:06 PM

    Looks like the 1st B sign reads "And God hates 6pm activities."

    Maybe they were preaching about God resting on the seventh day.

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