"Do you want to go to hell? Then stop living like the devil."

submitted by David Jacks, E. Texas
Sigh. See my post from 2 days ago. Yeah, the rant. Apply it to this sign, as this is an even worse example of what I was talking about.
And what the heck does it mean to "live like the devil"? Is this sign meant for some dude driving past the church in a 1979 Dodge Charger ,107 miles an hour, hanging out the window waving an empty whiskey bottle over his head while the prostitute in the passenger seat sniffs cocaine from the dashboard? Or just your "average" non-believer....

"Start the new year out right. Attend a KJV Bible believing Bible preaching church."
submitted by David Jacks, E. Texas
David points out he saw this sign on Feb. 19, 50 days into the "new year"....heh heh.
And with an gracious invitation like that....really, who could say "No"?

PS: Has anyone seen a church sign promoting themselves as an "NIV believing church" or a "NASV believing church"? Just curious....

Keep 'em coming!