A couple of oldies, but.....crummies.

Submitted by Rev. Arnold Hendrix
I've already reviewed both of these signs here and here. I just love the sword running through this particular church sign. Think the average passer-by knows what that is supposed to mean? Or do they just get really weirded out by it?

"If you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere."
submitted by Cheryl Bezaire, Smyrna, TN
The author of this sign has the following two books very near each other on his bookshelf: "Church Sign Ideas" and "Fortune Cookie Ideas" . Methinks he picked the wrong one.

"Don't pray for rain and then complain about the mud."
submitted by Tish Harrison
Meaning, since we all complain (we're sinful humans after all)....don't pray?

"Praying is asking for rain. Faith is carrying an umbrella."
So, according to these last two signs, when we DO pray the only thing we can pray for is rain? You think Noah knew this while on the ark? THAT must have been frustrating.

"In your life, is he Lord of all or Lord not at all."
submitted by Jennifer Bezaire, Smyrna, TN
OK: VERY hard sign to read when driving past. It took at least 3 trips past to get the whole thing. The complete lack of proper punctuation doesn't help.
Plus, it's lame. Are we just supposed to assume who "he" is?

"Give Satan an inch and he will be a ruler."
submitted by Steve Lopez, OK
The scope of Satan's power and dominion depends on me and my ability to resist his temptations? We're SCREWED!
(Sure they meant to tack an "of my life" or something on the end of it....then DO it!)

Keep sending them in.