"The end is coming, gray hair and wrinkles prove it."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Steve
So Just For Men and Botox delay the second coming?
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"Mens hearts are like dirty diapers, they need changing."submitted by frequent contributor Steve
If they think men's hearts are dirty, wait'll they get a load of our minds...
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"A home without Jesus is a real 'haunted house' "submitted by Maureen
Though truth be told, it probably has a lot better candy on Halloween.
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"Walk with Jesus its cheaper than gas."submitted by Jonathan J.
Come all ye who are weak and heavy-laden, and I will give you fantastic discounts on all your transportation needs...
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"One big fat nothing"submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty
Yup.
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If anyone's in Nashville this weekend, my sister is showing her artwork at artclectic 2008. Visit the website for hours/directions/etc. Come visit!
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Walk with Jesus
ReplyDeleteIt's cheaper than gas
Actually, that's kinda funny by itself...the whole self-deprecating humor going on.
The diapers/hearts sign deserves the reaming it gets tho.
Peace, Joel.
Walk with Jesus? Bah, Rickey's been carpooling with Christ for years now. It's spiritual and fuel efficient.
ReplyDeleteThe meaning of "haunt" is "to visit frequently" or "to linger." So don't we WANT our house to be haunted by Jesus, or at least the Holy Ghost?
ReplyDeleteApparently, it's also cheaper than buying an apostrophe.
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