DEpressed is more like it:

"God is not impressed by human ability"
submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty
He still thinks it's soooo cool when a seal balances a ball on its nose, though...

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"Nothing to wonderful for the Lord"
submitted by frequent contributor BRWombat
"The devil loves it when we are to busy for church"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Chris H.
The devil also loves it when we are to busy for English class, two!

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"If you don't like the way the cookie crumbles try the bread of life"
submitted by new contributor Norma K.
Ask any kid, and they'll tell you: Bread is not an acceptable substitute for cookies.

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"The old message was up for a long time"
"Hope in the interim you got a fresh one from God's word"
submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix
What a novel idea...looking for messages from God's Word instead of church signs.

Crazy talk...what will they think of next?

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submitted by frequent contributor Andrew B.
If we're insistent on making really bad internet puns...isn't Jesus more like our PayPal?

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"All you need is love.
Love is all you need."
submitted by frequent contributor Sarah R.
Next week's sermon: "Hey Jude"

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"You'll never soar like an eagle living like a turkey"
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi

You will, however, taste much better with stuffing and cranberries.

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"Have you heard the one about the jerk?"
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi
No...but the new phonebooks are here! The new phonebooks are here!!

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