I've found it does tend to give people "the slip":

"Although the tongue weighs very little, few people are able to hold it."
submitted by new contributor Gene A.

Otay. I ahhm hoe-ding iht. Now wha?

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"Rules can not love you!"
submitted by frequent contributor Steve
But it's OK to just fool around with them a little bit...

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"Patience is trusting God's timng"
submitted by frequent contributor Steve
Maybe it was the perfect time for them to run out of "I"s.

Nah...

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"Holiness or hell. You choose. Everyone welcome"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Courtney R.
I'm still welcome even if I choose hell?

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"God's lease on life never expires"
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
Since when is God leasing? Is the economy really that bad?

Is He really only renting the cattle on a thousand hills?

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"A parent's life is a child's guidebook"
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.

Sean Preston and Jayden James are screwed.

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"Have a heart that never hardens"
submitted by frequent contributor Micah L.
If you experience a hardened heart for longer than four hours, call a doctor right away...

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"Have you heard the one about the dirt?"
"Have you heard the one about the goats"
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
Jesus' parables would have been so much better if they had started this way.

"A Pharisee and a tax collector walk into a bar..."

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I've got a lot of really solid crumminess stored up. I hope to be back Friday with another post.

I hope you all are doing well...sorry about the spastic posting, but with my new responsibilities this year it looks like I'm just going to have to find time here and there to post. I'll try to make them longer, like this one, but you won't be seeing me every day like it was for a while there. Like you hadn't figured that out by now...

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By the way, it's official: Every last picture in the entire archives has been Crank'd, thanks to our hilarious friend Paul_. So, if you're dying for new crumminess and thinking "But I've been reading this blog since it started...", go check out the archives, because there is some new and really funny stuff to be found.

Thanks for your efforts, Paul_. Good luck in your new job, because I can't imagine how you kept your old one...

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