"You gotta have faith."submitted by frequent contributor Ryan D.
Wake me up before you go-go to church.
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"Wii cheer. Wii move. Wii act. Wii fuel. Wii church. Sundays at Grace."submitted by frequent contributor Ryan D.
This sign just caused me to have a Wii Fit.
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"Thinking about becomining Catholic here's a sign?"submitted by frequent contributor Ryan D.
Immaculate Conception, sure. The spelling and punctuation are pretty darn maculate, though.
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"O.K. who stopped payment on my reality check?"submitted by frequent contributor Ryan D.
Another reason to always insist on direct deposit.
(Side note: Anyone remember the CCM band Reality Check? *snicker* My old band (also snicker-worthy) actually opened for them once. A couple of them play around Nashville now in another band.)
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"Kind words are short to speak but their echo is endless."submitted by frequent contributor Ryan D.
Yeah, we're pretty much to the point of just serving fortune cookies at communion now.
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"We saved you a seat!"submitted by frequent contributor Ryan D.
Sorry about having to face traffic and be outside and all...
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Frequent contributor MJ sent in this church sign cartoon as well. I'll have more signs from him later this week.
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I'm still giggling from the Wii Fit comment. Well played.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Bill Engvall gets royalties for "here's your sign"?
ReplyDeleteGit er dun for Jesus!
I thought the song was "You Gotta Have Heart"? 'Cuz all you really need is heart...
ReplyDelete(Wow...Soccer Dad didn't get my 'Damn Yankees' reference. Guess my days of being in drama club are really showing here.)
I do remember Reality Check. I once traded my friend a Skillet cd (Hey You, I Love Your Soul) for his Reality Check cd for a week.
ReplyDeleteWe might have been nerds.
Dude, we totally opened for Skillet, too :)
ReplyDeleteEh, XBox 360 church has better graphics.
ReplyDeleteActually, doesn't the PS3 church have better graphics?
ReplyDeleteHowever, the XBox 360 church definitely has a better library.
Really?
ReplyDelete"....here's a sign [of insanity]"
"Papists will burn in hell"
First time I've seen unfunny cranks....and offensive in not the good kind of poking fun way, but the bad way.
Sad.
Take it from a video game nerd, the PS3 has the potential for better graphics, but is far harder to design game for than the 360. Hence games looking snazzier on the 360 at the moment. That'll change within the year though once developers come to grips with Sony's architecture.
ReplyDeleteBut a gaming system like the wii that uses motion controls to simulate the act of Communion totally gets Rickey's approval.
This post now contains the most cranked image on this blog and has 3 of the top 10.
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