"What do we do with idiots and weirdos"submitted/post title by frequent contributor Miss Kitty
...because the church has got to find a better alternative than just sticking them all on TBN.
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"Voting is like choosing your favorite mosquito out of a swarm."submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix
...without the risk of West Nile virus.
Democracy in action!
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"Wii...?"submitted by Bibberly
Try Craigslist. They have everything.
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"Pimpslap Religion"
photographic evidence seen here on Flickr
submitted by f.c. Ironic Catholic
Instead of kissing the pope's ring, you kiss a jewel-encrusted cane.
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"Preaching on our porch. O Lord what a morning!"
submitted by frequent contributor Sarah R.
Attendance was down, so they rented out their sanctuary to a rummage sale and held their service on the porch.
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"FDIC: Fully Depending on Christ"
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
...but only for up to $100,000 per soul.
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"The bank of heaven will never fail!"
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
However, Heaven's law firm is in serious trouble due to a lack of personnel...
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photographic evidence seen here on Flickr
submitted by f.c. Ironic Catholic
Instead of kissing the pope's ring, you kiss a jewel-encrusted cane.
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"Preaching on our porch. O Lord what a morning!"
submitted by frequent contributor Sarah R.
Attendance was down, so they rented out their sanctuary to a rummage sale and held their service on the porch.
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"FDIC: Fully Depending on Christ"
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
...but only for up to $100,000 per soul.
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"The bank of heaven will never fail!"
submitted by frequent contributor Sandi Y.
However, Heaven's law firm is in serious trouble due to a lack of personnel...
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Second-to-last sign: since when does “on” start with an “I”?
ReplyDeleteThe PimpSlap Religion one...
ReplyDeletethere's an explanation...
http://www.ultimatefaithchurch.com/htmlver/info.php?num=3
I still don't get it.
Hey! FDIC: The Federally Insured Ironic Catholic! Tanking like an anchor!
Funny how nobody can get all four letters in FDIC right...
ReplyDeleteThe bank of Heaven is fine, but the river is terribly polluted! Probably beause of all those people drinking from it.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea how I ended up on your blog, but it was definately worth the trip! My husband is getting worried at how much I've been laughing. And I get a grand total of about three people per week reading my blog, but I am doing my best to encourage them to head on over here.
ReplyDeleteSo, if the bank of heaven never fails, do they really need the FDIC?