And your little dog, too....

"I love my church because it's sort of like the Wizard of Oz - It's about having a heart and a brain. And courage!"
submitted by William S.
In addition, during every service the parishioners start thinking to themselves "There's no place like home..."

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"Hang out with Jesus. He hung out for you."
submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
Had Jesus' crucifixion taken place in France in the 1700's, this sign would read: "Lose your mind for Jesus, He lost His head for you!"

In other words: Completely tasteless.

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"Forgive and foreclose."
submitted by frequent contributor S.K. Sutton
This church learned the hard way not to agree to adjustable-rate tithing.

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"Jesus is an investment that never loses interest."
submitted by frequent contributor Suzannah P.
Check that: I'm pretty sure He lost interest in this sign pretty quickly.


Suzannah does a great job deconstructing this sign on her blog. Go check it out.

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Many, many folks sent in a funny church sign exchange that is supposedly a true "story". Rather than posting the whole mess here, I'll link to it. Check it out, it's pretty good stuff.

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