Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Really? You really meant to put that on your sign?
















submitted by Jeremy Bedenbaugh, Kirkland, MO (sign from OK)
...then it's hilarious.

Why not just post a giant hand on the front lawn flippin' the bird to people as they drive past? Same effect, much more direct.

Oh, and by the way, regarding the message on the sign.....NO, IT ISN'T.
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"We use duct tape to fix everything. God used nails."
submitted by Wes Kenney, Hugo, OK
I wish someone in the Oklahoma area would use a sledgehammer to fix everything about these first two signs.

"Commuters: patience is a virtue"
submitted by Betty Churchill, Smyrna, TN
Apparently, this sign was posted in a construction zone on a major thoroughfare. I wonder if road rage has ever carried over from Friday rush hour to a Sunday morning service.......

Keep 'em coming.

5 comments:

  1. PRICELESS!!!!! I pulled an abdominal muscle laughing at these!

    And I see *so* many signs just like the first one. What a way to get new people to come to your church. Not.

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  2. yikes...that sign is horrible.

    --RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

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  3. I thought surely these two would have at least turned Oklahoma yellow on the map of crumminess...

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  4. Better check that Map of Crumminess again, Wes........


    :)

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  5. I could turn it red without leaving my county...

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