"Does it matter what this sign says?"

submitted by Kellaura Johnson, TX
Well, if you have to ask.....

"Need life insurance? This policy will never expire."
submitted by Joe Kennedy at http://www.wordsarenotenough.com
I saved 10% on my life insurance by switching to Jesus.

(Rant warning regarding that last sign): Can we quit cheapening God? The Bible makes it pretty clear that the main benefit of following Christ....is following Christ. Don't focus on the things we avoid, but the things we gain. And I mean eternally gain. Treating salvation as an "insurance policy" cheapens the cross.

(Rant over)

"PG - Parental Guidance"
submitted and asst. reviewed by David Finch, DC
David thinks that if you need to rate the content of the sermon before allowing people in the building, maybe you ought to rethink the content.

However, it's given me a great idea for the next contest.....

Please submit a ratings system for sermons, based on whatever criteria you would like. Here's my example:

(Rating: Meaning)
NY: No Yelling!
VR: Voice Raised.
CH-80: Consistent Hollering (Decibels approaching 80).
SEP: Spittle Emitting Psycho.

There, a ratings system for the volume of sermons. For example, a calm, meek delivery will get a sermon rated a nice, family friendly NY. Most television preachers would receive an SEP warning in the corner of the screen. Send yours in here, I will post the best ones.

Keep the signs coming, too.