I asked if I could borrow a smoke...

submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty, GA
I think it's fairly important that they fill us in on what the question was.

Note: About the title to this post...don't smoke, kids.
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submitted by James G.

This sign soothes like a bomb.
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"Jesus is not bunk"

submitted by Vanessa M., Winnipeg, Manitoba

Though, being a carpenter, chances are he made some pretty good bunks.

“An Oak is a nut that held its ground”

submitted AND reviewed by Rev. Randall H., FL
So we’re advocating insanity at any cost?

“With Jesus we are never a write-off”

submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen, sign from Auburn, IL
What a guy! He not only “renders unto Caesar,” he refuses to list his charitable gift of Calvary as a deduction! And consider all the dependents he could have claimed!

"To love and to help are the most beautiful verbs."

submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie A., AL

Um, aren't those infinitives?

"Do whatever it takes to get to Jesus."

submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie A., AL

King Herod continued, "...that kid sleeps with the fishes TONIGHT!"

"Our motto: an anchor of hope in a perilous sea."

submitted AND asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie A., AL

I think they need a mantra to explain what the heck the motto means.

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