And then He rode it all over town.

submitted by new contributor Myk Robinson, TN
Who knew He was a hip-hop star?
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submitted by new contributor Jamie Dunbar, LA
You think it's hot now, wait until Jesus starts bringing in the asses.
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submitted by frequent contributor Chuck S.
...thus prompting the congregation to give away everything they have and give it to the poor.

No? Really??
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submitted by frequent contributor Chuck S.
Especially since Chuck drove past on a Thursday.
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"Don't worry about tomorrow, Jesus is already there."
submitted and reviewed by frequent contributor Adam W.
I was wondering where He has been today.
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And now, to conclude this post, frequent contributor (and my sister) Emily Bezaire will review these signs using only two words each.

"When Satan is knocking at your door, just say, 'Jesus, could you get that for me?'"
Jeeves wept.

"The task ahead pales in comparison to the power behind us."
A Hemi?

"We are called to be a witness, not the judge and jury."
I object.

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The task ahead pales in comparison to the power behind humor-blogs.com

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