....and Jesus loves you!

submitted by Claude E. Lett IV
The other side of the sign said, "...and if you lose the rat race, then you're a rat and a loser."
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
...unless it's on a crummy church sign, then we should change it all we want.
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Arnold Hendrix, Atmore, AL
"God"....wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know what I mean?
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"Come burn with us"
submitted by Greg S., Florissant, MO*
It's hard to tell if this church:
a) is all going to hell.
b) is "on fire" for God.
c) caught "the clap" from the temple prostitutes.

"God makes pumpkins too"
submitted by Chris Jensen, Paradise CA
I am still convinced that squash is the work of the devil, though.

*Be sure to check out Greg S.'s new blog Kinda Kitschy. It's sorta like Crummy Church Signs, but it's all the crap you find in Christian bookstores.

Keep 'em coming.