"Say Yes to Families, No to Cashews."

submitted by frequent contributor Nickie Albert. Sign from Lucedale, MS
This absolutely has to be the work of a sign vandal. No way they meant that.............right?!?!!?

"If your problem is long-standing, maybe you should try kneeling."
submitted by frequent contributor Kelly Quinn, TX
And if your problem is long-kneeling...you're pretty much screwed.

"Gain the World And Lose Your Soul. Deal or No Deal."
submitted by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
Um...I'd like to phone a friend?

"God Specializes."
submitted by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
So do prostitutes. I think the key is "In what?"

"A child of the King should bear some family resemblance."
submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TX
Hey! I just rained fire and brimstone down on my students the other morning! Isn't that good enough?

"Prosperity is to understand how God does things."
Anonymous submission from Auburn, IL
Well, if you can get past the terrible sentence construction, this sign is still pretty much awful. I wonder if they have ever heard of this little idea called "faith"?

Also, Joseph Birthisel sent me a link to this article about a controversial church sign. Nice.

The frequent contriubtors lit it up this time around. Good job, everyone.

Keep 'em coming.