Yep. You're pretty much by yourself out there.

submitted by frequent contributor Jennie Sowers, IN
This is where "context" becomes mightily important.

And where did this book of "Ho" come from? Is it anywhere near First and Second Pimp?

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"Lord I'm running. 99 and a half won't do"
"Don't run with the world, instead walk with God"
both sides of the same sign submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire, Smyrna, TN
Run...don't run....what do you want from me?!?

I think that first one is some cultural reference...I would use the term "pop" culture, but I don't know how "pop" the culture in question actually is. Can anybody offer some help in the comments section?

"Shine don't whine"
submitted by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire, Smyrna, TN
Shine don't rhyme.

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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Miss Kitty, GA
Adjectives are a good thing. Too much of a good thing is still....well....too much.
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"Welcome a child--Welcome God."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
What do we get if we welcome a puppy?

"When it rains, He pours."
submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks, TX
...whiskey? Is God so hard up for cash that He's tending bar on rainy days? What was this sign even supposed to mean? Maybe the people making this sign were pouring whiskey....

"Are you going places or just being taken?"
submitted by frequent contributor David Jacks. Sign seen in North Dakota.
Or are you doing the taking? (Churches, I'm talkin' to you......)

Blogger has decided that's enough pictures for this post, so I will continue this LARGE batch in the next post (sorry, I got a little backlogged there.)

Keep 'em coming.