"We Can."
submitted by Cindy Tucker, sign from Fairfield, OH (Cindy's Blog)
God might be able to.
"You had to be there Sunday."
submitted by Cindy Tucker, sign from Fairfield, OH
Or I had to be at my own church, thank you very much.
"Windows are for looking through. So are your problems."
submitted by Megan Wetekamp, South Bend, IN
I throw rocks through my problems.
"Does your face have worry wrinkles? You need a faith-lift!"
While you're at it, have an Eternal Life-o-suction!
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submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty, GA
Whatcha wanna bet that someone performed "Daddy Sang Bass" for the offertory?
Keep 'em coming.
I read the first one and thought - geeze, I have been screwed so far.
ReplyDeleteMiss Kitty - how 'bout going to church there a couple of times to find out what that Awana group thing is? C'mon! You knooow you want to!
AWANA is a kids program, generally found in Baptist churches.
ReplyDeleteHere is a link. http://www.awana.org/
You're kidding! Baptists? Here I are one and I didn't have a clue. Hmm...
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