Another church where you need to know the password....

submitted by frequent contributor Wes Kenney, OK
Sigh.....
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"We are not masters of the earth. Only guest."
submitted by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
How could we be Masters of the Earth when this guy is Master of the whole freakin' Universe?

(And Nickie made sure to point out that both sides had the singular form of "guest". *snicker*)

"The best defense is an offense."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, sign from Saraland, AL
So I guess this is why many church signs take to insulting readers, saying they're ugly and stuff?

"Remember C A L V A R Y"
submitted and reviewed by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
Forget the Alamo.

"To get to heaven turn right and go straight."
submitted by frequent contributor Nickie Albert, Mobile, AL
I suppose it was only a matter of time before we started using the same taglines for both Christianity and the Republican party......(sigh)........

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submitted by frequent contributor Miss Kitty, GA
The bumper sticker reads "Jesus is coming....RUE?"....except I think the "E" is supposed to be the color red (not faded out) so it's a play on "Are You Ready (Red "e")".

Isn't it hilarious now that I have explained it to you? And it really works well when the red ink fades out.....

Not technically a church sign....but crummy.

Keep
'em
coming.