submitted by frequent contributor Wes Kenney, OK
It's time for a fun game! In the comments section, make your OWN crummy church sign by filling in the blanks:
"How does a Christian spell _______Christianese word_______ ? ________spell the word here________.
It's like Mad Libs, but crummier.
Keep 'em coming.
How does a Christian spell "evangelism"? C-H-U-R-C-H--S-I-G-N!
ReplyDeleteOr, to lamely parody a really old commercial and thus commit two church sign sins:
How does a Christian spell "relief"?
S-A-L-V-A-T-I-O-N--B-Y--G-R-A-C-E--
T-H-R-O-U-G-H--F-A-I-T-H!
Though they'd probably just put
"J-E-S-U-S"
How do you spell "crap?"
ReplyDeleteB-A-D C-H-U-R-C-H S-I-G-N-S!