submitted by frequent contributor Jennie Sowers, IN
Next week the sign read:
Our house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
It sounds like the pastor wants to add a sunroom.....
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"Mature Christians are RIPE for Heaven”
submitted by frequent contributor Les DuLunch, GA
That is some rotten fruit of the Spirit, right there.
And by the way, old folks: CONGRATULATIONS, you're almost dead. What a terrible sign.
“How a Woman Respects a Man”
submitted by Katie Trapp, Farmington Hills, MI
You mean bringing him his beer while he convalesces in the Barcalounger isn't it?!?!
“It pays to serve God”
submitted by frequent contributor Les DuLunch, GA
Yeah, but the benefits suck.
“What do you do when you have a but?”
submitted and asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunch, GA
Aw, c'mon. They're just asking for it now.....
In the case of the person who wrote that sign....you kick it.
“We celebrate our diversity”
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunch, GA
I think I know what they are trying to say, but instead of saying that everyone is welcome it sounds to me like someone is running for office.
By the way, the lyrics in the first post are from the Talking Heads. Do try and keep up, will you? :)
With a Rebel Yell, I cry More! More! More!
No it's not. It's "Our House" by Madness.
ReplyDeleteTalking Heads probably did a cover.
ReplyDeleteI just know I have a Talking Heads version.
I do think Madness was original though.
Is "how a woman respects a man" a reference to a class being taught at that church? Regardless, it's an absolutely atrocious statement, and if it's for an adult education class, it had better be supplemented with "how a man respects/loves a woman." Better yet: "how we can respect and love each other." Anything less than that is morally odious.
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