Thursday, March 27, 2008

How much can YOU bare?!?

originally posted by Bethany on Unnecessary Quotation Marks
Sometimes nothing I write can be funnier than the sign itself. This is one of those times.
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
All right, who took Mother Goose off of her Zoloft?!?
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submitted by new contributor Bonnie Morris
In honest pursuit of Jesus and a delicious breakfast!!
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And, finally, our first sign in a foreign language!

submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy Devries, Chennai, India
Translated:
"Jesus rose from the dead just like he said
come and see the place where they laid him"

Can't say I disagree with the sentiment at all....however, I must admit that I am thrilled to death at the thought of a steady diet of crummy signs in another language! (Ryan assures me that the Tamil letters are interchangeable).

Thanks, Ryan and Nancy!
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"God's love: Tested and proven."
submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Dan Bryant
So proven there's no need for faith anymore!
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"Who Can You Really Trust? Find out Easter Sunday!"
submitted/asst. reviewed by new contributor Sarah Richards
"Ok, everyone, now fall back into the arms of the person behind you..."
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8 comments:

  1. "Jesus rose from the dead just like he said
    come and see the place where they laid him"


    I must have an obsolete version of the bible. Mine doesn't mention anything about Jesus getting laid.
    And based on "they" it must have been a 3-some Go Jesus! WooHoo

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  2. I guess the first church burned itself out spelling Ooltewah.

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  3. What would we expect from a place called Ooltewah?

    Oohletwah?! Oohtelwah? Ooh mowmow?

    That's not even a word.

    Someone needs to check the lead content in the water in them thar parts.

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  4. The Ironic CatholicMarch 27, 2008 at 11:35 AM

    Mary had a little lamb...

    my word, that is horrid. Personally I think that is the crummiest yet.

    Sigh.

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  5. out of all the people in the bible, i feel the worst for joseph. i mean, could you imagine being married to the world's most famous virgin? you don't think he heard it at work every day?

    http://roadtoimmortality.wordpress.com/

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  6. Forget the sign, I'm going to say "Ooodleywah" to myself all day and giggle.

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  7. Nursery rhymes to church signs...wow!

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  8. So does the IHOP serve boysenberry syrup with the Eucharist?

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