Sometimes nothing I write can be funnier than the sign itself. This is one of those times.
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes Kenney
All right, who took Mother Goose off of her Zoloft?!?
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submitted by new contributor Bonnie Morris
In honest pursuit of Jesus and a delicious breakfast!!
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And, finally, our first sign in a foreign language!
submitted by frequent contributors Ryan and Nancy Devries, Chennai, India
Translated:
"Jesus rose from the dead just like he said
come and see the place where they laid him"Can't say I disagree with the sentiment at all....however, I must admit that I am thrilled to death at the thought of a steady diet of crummy signs in another language! (Ryan assures me that the Tamil letters are interchangeable).
Thanks, Ryan and Nancy!
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"God's love: Tested and proven."
submitted AND reviewed by new contributor Dan Bryant
So proven there's no need for faith anymore!
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"Jesus rose from the dead just like he said
ReplyDeletecome and see the place where they laid him"
I must have an obsolete version of the bible. Mine doesn't mention anything about Jesus getting laid.
And based on "they" it must have been a 3-some Go Jesus! WooHoo
I guess the first church burned itself out spelling Ooltewah.
ReplyDeleteWhat would we expect from a place called Ooltewah?
ReplyDeleteOohletwah?! Oohtelwah? Ooh mowmow?
That's not even a word.
Someone needs to check the lead content in the water in them thar parts.
Mary had a little lamb...
ReplyDeletemy word, that is horrid. Personally I think that is the crummiest yet.
Sigh.
out of all the people in the bible, i feel the worst for joseph. i mean, could you imagine being married to the world's most famous virgin? you don't think he heard it at work every day?
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Forget the sign, I'm going to say "Ooodleywah" to myself all day and giggle.
ReplyDeleteNursery rhymes to church signs...wow!
ReplyDeleteSo does the IHOP serve boysenberry syrup with the Eucharist?
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