submitted/post title by frequent contributor Duane Brown(c) All of the above.
(d) None of the above.
(e) What the $%&* are they talking about?
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submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Duane Brown"Where His blood drowns
And His body chases my blues away
And I'll be okay ..."
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownThat's because they're always paving it with Good Intentions.
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submitted by frequent contributor Duane BrownGod's blessings aren't Targets. They're Wal-Marts. Just ask them, they'll tell you.
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"Macrobiotics
Back to the
Garden Free
Class 3/1"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily Bezaire Do. Not. Drink anything they give you at that class.
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"Success is never final
Failure is never fatal"
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Emily BezaireBasically, just keep floating through mediocrity. It's all good.
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"God's blessings are by products, not Targets" - sounds like Prosperity Gospel to me. Although I'm not sure why the products could NOT come from Target... didn't Amy Grant do a bunch of commercials for them? And if the presence of Amy Grant doesn't indicate the favor of God, I don't know what does. So I disagree with the Methodists on this doctrinal issue. God indeed can bless with products from Target.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....blessings or Target's killer deals? People say that my kids are blessings...I'll have to stick with killer deals. I can't afford anymore blessings.
ReplyDeleteNow those are some perfectly cromulent church signs.
ReplyDeleteIs "Heaven or Hell" a description of their church?
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Now I know where to find God's blessings! Can anyone give me directions to a store called "Products"?
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"Failure is never fatal"? You have two glasses, and one is filled with deadly poison. If you fail to pick the correct glass, I'd say your failure is fatal.
Contrariwise, (said Alice) if you are trying to commit suicide by choosing the poison glass, and you succeed, your success is pretty final, too.
I just don't get that sign. I think I'll check out the macrobiotics workshop.
Allen, when I read your comment about the "poison" is in the cup, I kept thinking of The Princess Bride, and the "inconceivable man" LOL!!!! Thank you for that laugh!
ReplyDeleteAnd according to my bible you can make "fatal" decisions, just ask Annanioas and Sappharias (sp??). They lied to Paul and they dropped dead!!! So failure can be fatal!
With my heart in His hands
Shauna
Failure is never fatal
ReplyDelete- fly the plane
- jump the Grand Canyon
- dash across the freeway
- clean lipstick off collar
And many more
Huh, the pictures seem to do exactly what they're supposed to for me. *wink*
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