Then shut the %$&* up already.

submitted by frequent contributors Nate and Heidi Gilmore
Wanna bet the pastor speaks for longer than 30 minutes each Sunday??
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submitted by frequent contributor Rachel H.
Be verrrrrry careful when they break out the cardboard box in this service. You might just want to sit close to the exit.
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"Some people have less than you, but give God more thanks."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunch
Some churches have my respect, but they don't make insulting assumptions about total strangers.
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"Have mercy. Mercy triumph's judgment."
submitted by frequent contributor Les DuLunch
And grammar.
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