submitted/originally posted by Nikki at Red Pen Inc.Thankfully, he "ressurected" to forgive spelling mistakes, right?!?
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Wes KenneyPoor Job. On top of everything else, he couldn't spell either.
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"Salvation served daily. No reservations needed."
submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunch
Too late. I already have reservations about this church.
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"Here I come, ready or not! -God"
submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Les DuLunch
Olli Olli Omnipotent Free!
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"Park your keester here this Easter."
submitted by frequent contributor Jennifer B.
I wonder if they also tell you to "Get your butt here this Christm-ass"
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Thanks for all the submissions lately. I have, however, decided that I'm not going to ask for submissions any more when my supply starts to dwindle. There are so many new readers to this blog, and I'm very happy that everyone wants to get involved. It's just that when I ask for submissions, I get a deluge of signs that I've already reviewed (sometimes more than once). I don't expect everyone to scour the archives for every single sign, so I'll just take them as they come and use the new ones. It might mean a non-daily posting schedule from now on, but I'm OK with that. If you need your crummy fix daily, find the archives...they had me chuckling this weekend, I had forgotten about a lot of them!
Anyhow, thanks so much to everyone who contributes. You guys make this blog run. I really, really appreciate it. If you're a noob and haven't seen your sign reviewed yet, keep trying. Please don't take it personally :)
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I wan't to ressure you that the ressgretable misspelling of "ressurection" will be ressolved ressolutely.
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spelling mistakes aside: Will there really be resurrections at 7:30 AND 11?
ReplyDeleteMan, I never submit because I never see any good (read: bad) signs. I don't know if I've ever seen seen a church with the kind of sign that is changeable. Is this (whispers) American?
ReplyDeleteLisa...
ReplyDeleteMore or less Southern American in tradition, but it's spreading its way northward. It won't be long now...
yeah, it is a Southern thing... I just moved to Thompson, Manitoba after living in the Carolinas my whole life. It seemed every other church had crummy signs down there... up here, the churches don't even have signs because they'd be covered in snow half the year...
ReplyDelete> Will there really be resurrections
ReplyDelete> at 7:30 AND 11?
I don't go to that church, but I know at my church, a ressurection would have been helpful in the 8am sservice. Those guys looked kinda ssleepy. The 11:15 crowd looked like they had had their chocolate bunniess, tho.
Same. I never submit because I never see any crummy church signs where I live - and I live in North Carolina where there's a church every few blocks. I'm not exaggerating.
ReplyDeleteI think this should be a good thing, but it makes for fewer submissions from me. By 'fewer' I mean 'none'.
I have been wondering how you are organizing your submission... a database program, windows folders... or what... with the count of readers you have i am sure some MIS tinkerer would have a suggested organiation tool to cut down your workload
ReplyDeleteI live in Colorado...home of some of the big "megachurches." We have these awful neon/lighted signs...giving them the opportunity to have more than one crappy saying at a time...complete with crappy clipart, too! One street has four churches in a row! Who knew there was a home for all the stuff we laugh at everyday. I'll start writing them down from now on and submit! Maybe even a photo or two!
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