submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr you could swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.
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submitted by frequent contributor Rev. Scott GordonDid anybody consult Jesus about this plan?!? I'm not so sure He's in favor.
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submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Rev. Scott GordonMasses are welcome. Individuals: Stay away!
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"God is like Bayer aspirin. He works wonders."
submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Tara
Use as directed, keep out of reach of children and consult your doctor before using the Almighty if you have asthma, ulcers or are pregnant.
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Thanks to everyone who responded to my call to arms yesterday! I've got enough crumminess for the rest of the week, and I'm sure some of the usual suspects will have submissions for me as we go on this month. I really appreciate all you guys do to make this thing run so smoothly.
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ReplyDeleteThe first sign isn't a bad adaptation of "What does it profit a man if he gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?" Especially the "lost in the clutter" pun. But somehow--maybe it's the "hey"--it looks really clunky on the sign.
ReplyDeleteExtra weeks of Easter? Thats nice of them; more chocolate and peeps!
ReplyDeleteI might have to defend the Catholic one. All it says is "welcome" and then lists the Mass times. Maybe they just need to move "welcome" up a line.
ReplyDeleteEven prayers make way for the people having serious diceases like asthma, ulcer, etc... Doctor treatment is must, but prayers are also equally important.
ReplyDeleteThese pictures are actually very amusing and specially the Easter one. I don’t know from where did you have these but they are very funny and I really liked them.
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